Chuck Berry video taped himself mictorating all over a pre-teen and that never stopped The Wedding Band from pulling out "Johnny Be Good." Bono's sins against young women in Ireland have been covered up by the media over here but a quick Google Video search will show you what kind of stuff that guy's bowels are capable of. And yet, BG's favorite ringtone remains "It's A Beautiful Day." All I'm saying is: what great pop star hasn't wee-wee'd all over a 13-year old? Hell, that might even be The Secret. Maybe that's what makes great pop art? Ernie Hemingway told us to learn and live, and THEN write about it. So how does one write something like "Sex in the Kitchen"? I can only assume that song was written by someone who has at one time or another stood on top of a microwave and told their girlfriend to strap on "that stalk of celery over there." Not many people know this but "You Remind Me of My Jeep" WAS written after Kels did extensive remodeling to his brother's '89 Wrangler. While doing the auto-work, Robert reportedly humped the exhaust manifold. So ... dance away! And when your new brother in law tells you it's in bad taste just tell him that you have a cell-phone video of his favorite singer vomiting on a Boy Scout. That'll show 'em.
mindy
· 1 year ago
dear concerned friend, you live in america. and you ARE an american, and b/c of those 2 things, you get to do whatever the fuck makes you happy. you need to remember that. i don't believe he will get off....let me clarify. i believe this whole trial is part of his grand plan. i don't believe it's real AT ALL. so don't worry until you have to buddy. kels has a plan.
thanks and good day.
ac
· 1 year ago
j- you won't hear 'ignition', you'll be hearing the remix. and everyone is right, singers/rockers do awesome stuff and we shouldn't blame them. mud sharks come to mind. no need to withhold your joy on the day that you get to call all the shots.
tylercoates
· 1 year ago
Oh my god, if only I could be certain that I won't hear "Ignition."
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All I'm saying is: what great pop star hasn't wee-wee'd all over a 13-year old? Hell, that might even be The Secret. Maybe that's what makes great pop art? Ernie Hemingway told us to learn and live, and THEN write about it. So how does one write something like "Sex in the Kitchen"? I can only assume that song was written by someone who has at one time or another stood on top of a microwave and told their girlfriend to strap on "that stalk of celery over there."
Not many people know this but "You Remind Me of My Jeep" WAS written after Kels did extensive remodeling to his brother's '89 Wrangler. While doing the auto-work, Robert reportedly humped the exhaust manifold.
So ... dance away! And when your new brother in law tells you it's in bad taste just tell him that you have a cell-phone video of his favorite singer vomiting on a Boy Scout. That'll show 'em.
you live in america. and you ARE an american, and b/c of those 2 things, you get to do whatever the fuck makes you happy. you need to remember that. i don't believe he will get off....let me clarify. i believe this whole trial is part of his grand plan. i don't believe it's real AT ALL. so don't worry until you have to buddy. kels has a plan.
thanks and good day.